(Photo: Roadsidepictures)

The bottle of Windex above is not a fake—it’s just from 1960.

Yesterday you cleaned your room (or just read the post or have no idea what I’m talking about). Whichever of those 3 is the case, you are obviously reading this.

I guarantee you that today’s deed will take you no less than a few minutes, and by a few I mean 2-3 minutes or 120-180 seconds or .03 of an hour.

Just grab a bottle of Windex or some other sort of Window cleaner/shiner. Spray it a few times and wipe it down with a paper towel or rag. Here are the Directions and Cautions from the Windex website for your entertainment.

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1. Rotate nozzle to “on” position. 2. Spray and wipe with a dry paper towel or lint-free cloth.

• Keep out of reach of children and pets. • Unplug electrical appliances before using. • Not recommended for use on wood or other varnished surfaces. Spot test other surfaces before using. • Do not use or mix with other household cleaners. • For additional safety information please view the Material Safety Data Sheet for this product.